100 Epic Sarcastic Quotes on Love, Life & Relationship

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Sarcastic Quotes on love
Sarcastic Quotes on love

Someone sarcastic says or does the opposite of what they mean to mock or insult someone. She poked fun at people’s shortcomings with snide remarks.100 Epic Sarcastic Quotes on Love, Life & Relationship.

Sarcastic Quotes

Most theorizes agree that sarcasm serves some communicative function that would not be attained by speaking directly, such as obtaining a unique emotional reply in the recipient. Irony and sarcasm are forms of non-literal language that are often used to convey the opposite of what is told. Read the best sarcastic quotes given, which may you laugh. Read Uplifting Quotes

Sarcastic Quotes Funny

Sarcastic Quotes Funny
Sarcastic Quotes Funny

“I am not young enough to know everything.”Oscar Wilde

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“History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.” Abba Eban

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” Steven Wright

“Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.” Albert Einstein

“In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep.” Albert Einstein

“If anything can go wrong, it will.” Murphy’s Laws

“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” Albert Einstein

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” Oscar Wilde

“Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.” Murphy’s Laws

“Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.” Unknown

Sarcastic Quotes On Life

Sarcastic Quotes On Life
Sarcastic Quotes On Life

“What we feel and think and are is to a great extent determined by the state of our ductless glands and viscera ”Aldous Huxley

“I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.” Unknown

“All the good ones are taken.” Murphy’s0 Laws

“The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.” Murphy’s Laws

“Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” Robin Williams

“Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.” Murphy’s Laws

“If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.” Murphy’s Laws

“He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.” Victor Borge

“Politics: ‘Poli’ a Latin word meaning ‘many’; and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.” Robin Williams

“Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.” Robin Williams

Sarcastic Quotes Work

Sarcastic Quotes Work
Sarcastic Quotes Work

“People that pay for things never complain. It’s the guy you give something to that you can’t please.” Will Rogers

“What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense.” Mark Twain

“Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.” Unknown

“A half truth is a whole lie.” Yiddish Proverb

“An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.” Robert Oppenheimer

“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” Ashleigh Brilliant

“Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.” Cynthia Nelms

“It’s a match made in heaven…by a retarded angel.” Woody Allen

“One might be led to suspect that there were all sorts of things going on in the Universe which he or she did not thoroughly understand.” Kurt Vonnegut

“The more that learn to read, the less learn how to make a living. That’s one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.” Will Rogers

Sarcastic Quotes on love

Sarcastic Quotes on love
Sarcastic Quotes on love

“Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.” Cassandra Clare

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” Oscar Wilde

“Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese.” Suzanne Collins

“Asking politicians to give up a source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood.” Cal Thomas

“It’s weird, marriage. It’s like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their ‘other half.” Jess C. Scott

“Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.” Walter Kerr

“If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.” Unknown

“I’m quite sarcastic, and I’m funny, but not kind of funny. It’s a weird funny, and some people don’t get me, and some people do.” Millie Bobby Brown

“A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.” Fred Allen

“A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?” Cassandra Clare

Sarcastic Quotes About Friends

Sarcastic Quotes About Friends
Sarcastic Quotes About Friends

“Don’t look back — something might be gaining on you.” Satchel Paige

“Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell.” Aldous Huxley

“I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters.” Frank Lloyd Wright

“It is better to be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.” Mark Twain

“Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.” Benny Hill

“Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.” Oscar Wilde

“Have no fear of perfection — you’ll never reach it.”Salvador Dali

“I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.” Oscar Wilde

“If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.” Billy Wilder

“Government is like junior high. Your status depends upon whom you’re able to persecute.” Jonathan Kellerman

Sarcastic Quotes On Friendship

Sarcastic Quotes On Friendship
Sarcastic Quotes On Friendship

“One of the hardest things to imagine is that you are not smarter than average.” Jonathan Fuerbringer

“You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.” Unknown

“I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.” Unknown

“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.” Buddy Hackett

“It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.” Unknown

“Are you always so stupid or is today a special ocassion?” Unknown

“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” Albert Einstein

“Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.” Unknown

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“When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.” Unknown

“I don’t believe in plastic surgery. But in your case, go ahead.” Unknown

Sarcastic Quotes About Relationship

Sarcastic Quotes About Relationship
Sarcastic Quotes About Relationship

“A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.” Sir Winston Churchill

“If I promise to miss you, will you go away?” Unknown

“I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.” Unknown

“I’m smiling… that alone should scare you.” Unknown

“If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever.” Unknown

“If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.” Unknown

“Think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care!” Unknown

“Thank you for leaving my side when I was alone. I realized I can do so much without you.” Unknown

“My friends are so much cooler than yours. They’re invisible.” Unknown

“You sound better with your mouth closed.” Unknown

Sarcastic Quotes On Life Facts

Sarcastic Quotes On Life Facts
Sarcastic Quotes On Life Facts

“Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love.” Benjamin Disraeli

“I’m not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane.” Unknown

“Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?” Unknown

“I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.” Unknown

“Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.” Unknown

“If karma doesn’t hit you, I gladly will.” Unknown

“Sure I’ll help you out… the same way you came in.” Unknown

“You’d be in good shape… if you ran as much as your mouth.” Unknown

“Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.” Unknown

“You always do me a favor, when you shut up!” Unknown

Sarcastic Quotes About Life Lessons

Sarcastic Quotes About Life Lessons
Sarcastic Quotes About Life Lessons

“Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.” Albert Einstein

“Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.” Unknown

“Life’s good, you should get one.” Unknown

“Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.” Unknown

“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! Yet it remains the funniest!” Unknown

“I’ve got a good heart but this mouth…” Unknown

“Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever.” Unknown

“I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.” Unknown

“Well, my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.” Unknown

“Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.” Unknown

Sarcastic Quotes For Haters

Sarcastic Quotes For Haters
Sarcastic Quotes For Haters

“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”Robin Williams

“Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.” Unknown

“Well at least your mom thinks you’re pretty.” Unknown

“Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.” Unknown

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” Unknown

“My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.” Unknown

“My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.” Unknown

“I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.” Unknown

“Sarcasm, because beating the crap out of people is illegal.” Unknown

“I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.” Unknown