SpongeBob Square Pants is a fictional actor, the eponymous character, and the protagonist of the American animated television series of the same name. He voiced by actor and comedian Tom Kenny and initially arrived on television in the series pilot episode “Help Wanted” on 1 May 1999. Read here 110 Most Hilarious SpongeBob Quotes.
A sponge is created and designed by cartoonist and educator Stephen Hillenburg, who began developing the program shortly after the cancellation of Rocko’s Modern Life in 1996. Hillenburg intended to produce a series about an over-optimistic sea sponge living in an underwater town.
Hillenburg compared the character’s personality to Laurel and Hardy and Pee-wee Herman. While he described the role, he chose that a “squeaky-clean square” like a kitchen sponge fit the concept. The character name originated from the “Bob the Sponge.”
The owner of Hillenburg’s comic strip The Intertidal Zone that he initially drew in the 1980s while teaching marine biology to guests of the Ocean Institute. SpongeBob is a naive and goofy sponge that works as a fry cook at the Krusty Krab.
This role has got a positive critical response from media critics and gained popularity with both kids and adults, though he was committed to public controversy. Sponge Bob appeared in We Are Family Foundation video raising tolerance, which analyzed by James Dobson of Focused on the Family because of the foundation connection to homosexuality.
Hilarious SpongeBob Quotes
Read 110 Most Hilarious SpongeBob Quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants Movie and shows. Those Quotes about Friendship, Sad, Life, Inspirational.
Spongebob Quotes About Friendship
“You just CAN’T WAIT for me to die, can you?”
“Do instruments of torture count?”
“Hello, we’re with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises.”
“Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24… 25!”
“We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!”
“Is this the Krusty Krab?”
“The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.”
“This is a load of barnacles…”
Firmly grasp it in your hand.”
“Ha ha ha ha, it’s a giraffe.”
And when he suddenly spat some deep poetry.
“…l’ll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and some double chili kelp fries.”
“HAHAHAHA THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT HAHAHA.”
“My sandwich tastes like a fried boot.”
“My sandwich is a fried boot!”
“Too bad that didn’t kill me.”
Sad Spongebob Quotes
“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly.”
“Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells… smelly.”
“Patrick, I don’t think Wumbo is a real word.”
“Come on. You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo. Wombology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade SpongeBob!”
“I don’t get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means he’s messing it up. But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, that means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck, but I normally wreck my own yard which means, Squidward is being the opposite of Squidward which means he’s SpongeBob!”
“I’ll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.”
“Hey Patrick what am I now?”
“No! I’m Texas!”
“What’s the difference?”
“Patrick, don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?”
“Not until four.”
Spongebob Quotes About School
“Are you Squidward now? … That’s okay, take your time.”
“Can I be excused for the rest of my life?”
“Can I get some extra salt?”
“We’re all out.”
“Could you check?”
“Patrick, you’re a genius!”
“Yeah, I get called that a lot.”
“What? A genius?”
“Oh, these aren’t homemade. They were made in a factory… a bomb factory. They’re bombs.”
Who are you people?!”
“Squidward that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.”
“What’s your name, son?”
SpongeBob Quotes About Life
“Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli.”
“Are you open?”
“Is Mayonnaise an instrument?”
“F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors!”
“You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.”
“The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time.”
“Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died… the end.”
“It took three days to make that potato salad…three days!!!”
“Now he’s gonna kick my butt!”
“This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness.”
“Too bad SpongeBob isn’t here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.”
“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”
When Patrick asked the question on every musician’s mind.
“I’m not just ready, I’m ready Freddy!”
When SpongeBob sang the anthem of the introverts.
When SpongeBob revealed that he has zero parking skills.
Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)
When this random fish threw some serious aquatic shade at Mr. Krabs.
When Patrick told a story we can all sometimes relate to
Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me.
Patrick: *with candy on his mouth* “All right! Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollypop?” *spongebob, the cops, and patrick laugh* “I mean it!”
Underrated Spongebob Quotes
Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!
Spongebob: “Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!
What does an eccentric children’s show about a talking sponge have to say? A lot it turns out. Reflect on the vagaries of life with the following quotes from the series.
Spongebob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone? Patrick: waiting for you to come back.”
Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.
Spongebob: Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse! Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.
Squidward: You mean you’ve never heard the story of the… hash-slinging slasher? SpongeBob: The slash-bringing hasher? Squidward: The hash-slinging slasher. SpongeBob: The sash wringing… the trash thinging… mash flinging… the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the… Squidward: Yes. The hash-slinging slasher
Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.
Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material
Dirty Spongebob Quotes
Squidward… I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!
SpongeBob: [shouts] I… need… it!
SpongeBob: [Puts on a metal gauntlet with spikes] Do you want it to hurt, Kevin?
Patrick: Are they laughing at us?
Spongebob: No, Patrick. They’re laughing next to us.
You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.
There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating. The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, with the Help Wanted sign on the front. I’ve waited years for this moment. I’m gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and – I can’t do it!
Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!
SpongeBob: We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic. Patrick: Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!
You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.
See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.
Happy happy birthday, happy birthday cake Happy happy birthday, pin the tail on the seahorse Happy happy birthday, happy birthday Squidward!
Spongebob Halloween Quotes
Patrick: Who’s ready?
SpongeBob: I’m ready!
Patrick: Who’s ready?
SpongeBob: I’m ready!
Patrick: Who’s ready?
SpongeBob: *I’m ready!*
SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish… [shouting] for 12 hours!
Mermaid Man: Now, who wants to save the world?
Spongebob: I do!
Patrick: I do!
Sandy Cheeks: I do!
Squidward: I don’t.
SpongeBob: [in a mattress store] Wow, look at all these mattresses! How many do you think here are?
Inspirational Squidward Quotes
Patrick: [looks around the store] 10.
SpongeBob: Hi, Kevin. I’m your biggest fan.
Kevin the Sea Cucumber: That’s nice. Security!
SpongeBob: No, no! I’ll do anything you want!
Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Go jump off a building.
Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Punch yourself in the face.[SpongeBob punches himself with a boxing glove]Kevin the Sea Cucumber: Doesn’t that hurt?
The name’s SquarePants. It’s SquarePants! [Cut later at his house, inside a pumpkin. SpongeBob and Gary are inside of it] I don’t get it, Gary. Every Halloween, no matter how hard I try, everybody scares me.
I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!
A five letter word for happiness…money.